Paying for Design

April 2, 2021 admin 0 Comments

Have you heard about the new cryptocurrency everyone is buying? It’s called Stonk Coin and is basically one big joke that has gone way too far. It’s crazy, and I can’t believe anybody is buying it. There’s no way this is ever going to take off.

So naturally, I bought ten thousand Stonk Coins when they were valued at one cent each. The way I see it is that if this meme coin can reach two cents, I will have doubled my initial investment of one hundred dollars. I call that a big win. Of course, as soon as it reaches two cents I’m going to pull all my money out, pay a fifty per cent income tax on it, and walk away with fifty dollars. Because Stonk Coins aren’t going to be the next big thing, I’ll never be regretting my decision.

It’s not like I’ll ever be able to walk into a business in Melbourne for office design and pay in Stonk Coins. People tell me I should worry that Stonk Coins will eventually reach one dollar in value, which would mean I had ten thousand dollars if I’d held, but like that’s ever going to happen.

Sure, the middle class has proven that it can do anything it sets its mind to, but it will never make a joke coin legitimate currency. I’ll be paying for all my Melbourne office fitouts with good, old cash, thank you very much. The day that a legitimate business recognises Stonk Coins as a real currency is the day I set all my cash on fire. It’s not going to happen.

Plenty of people have deluded themselves into thinking it will take off, but it won’t. Office design businesses, movie theatres and bowling alleys will only ever accept the classic Aussie dollar. I have my doubts that any of this cryptocurrency will ever work. It’s just such a flawed idea.

I’ll stick with regular, physical money if it’s all the same to you. Still, I’m looking forward to cashing out with my fifty dollars.