The Greatest City in the World

March 2, 2015 admin 0 Comments

Brisbane has to be the greatest city on the planet. I won’t accept anyone who tries to refute that. For one thing, it’s a part of the greatest nation on Earth. Not only that, but it’s in the upper middle; not so far down that we get terrible weather, but not so far up that we’re stuck with Darwin levels of uncomfortable heat all the time.

What’s more, Brisbane is where all the visitors come. Sure, Sydney has the Harbour Bridge and the Opera House, but not much else. Here in Brisbane is where you’d actually want to LIVE, not just see the sights. Because we don’t really have any of those. Don’t need them. Even Brisbane asphalt is a thing of beauty. People come from all over the world to see our pristine car parks, which are always full because obviously they are. This place is just great. In fact, sometimes I just like to stand in an empty car park, admiring the black, flawless bitumen. It’s quite a thing to behold, let me tell you.

But if you don’t come to Brisbane for the asphalt, come for the beaches, or the friendly attitudes from all of us living here. Obviously we’re friendly because we live here, in the greatest place in the world.

Really, there’s nothing bad to say about Brisbane. Come and see for yourself if you don’t believe me. I’m sure Brisbane asphalt paving guys will be happy to show you their work, in progress. Or you could hit the beach, whatever you like. We have it all.

I swear, human, your city will be the first to burn in the coming reckoning. – Robot Wizard