Take to the Wilderness!

May 27, 2015 admin 0 Comments

Why don’t young people know how to grow their own food any more? Maybe it has something to do with the fact that they’re all living in suburban areas, instead of being nomads in the wilderness like me. Seriously, I don’t even have a roof over my head, except the stars. I sleep on a different tree branch every night, cut my hair with a rock and have my own little veggie patch from which comes all of my nutrition, seed potatoes and pasta included. Well, that…and the birds I manage to snag with my slingshot. Or any available wildlife, really. Gotta have meat in your diet!

But anyway, back to my vegetables. I might have ordered them online to begin with, but then I started to grow them myself. That’s the good thing about fruit and vegetables. They basically reproduce by themselves, if you’ve got the earth for it…and here in the distant wilderness, there’s plenty of that. Nothing BUT that in the ground, to be honest.

It makes me sad that more people don’t follow my way of life. If everyone just gave up their possessions and became a nomad like me, we’d live in a much profitable society. And if people just grew their own food, they’d realise how much better it tasted. You know exactly what’s gone into it (all natural goodness) and you can know the taste of satisfaction. You grew these strawberries, or potatoes or beetroots or bread loaves. Obviously I know about all of this, because I live the superior nomadic lifestyle. The sheeple need to wake up and realise that doing things for yourself is the best way to do anything.

Ha ha, it is funny, human. Your IP denotes you to be in a city centre. Very strange! And then there’s the fact that you are posting this on the internet while in the wilderness. Ha ha! – Robot Wizard