Fence Painting Warrior

February 8, 2015 admin 0 Comments

It’s painting season. I’m a seasoned paint warrior, and I can feel it in my bones. I’ve been doing this job for at least four months, maybe three-and-a-half, so I’ve developed these instincts.

People in Melbourne need house painters, especially now when the winter is soon coming and you need to lay a coat before the storms and rain wash it clean off. I fear no sun, no sunburn, no heat stroke. I will brave any and all weather in my task to coat the houses of Melbourne in layers of paint to shelter them from the elements. I fear nothing.

Except heights. Really not fond of heights, actually. So I’ll do your paint job, but if your house is more than ground floor, I’m pretty much out. Sorry, just the thought of getting up on one of those really long ladders…ugh, I don’t even like regular step ladders. I get to the top and I suddenly just feel really dizzy. I do my absolute best, and I’m still a top-class painter. Seriously, I can paint a house faster than you can say “I think I’d like it in blue.” That’s very fast.

But just don’t make me paint any higher than, say slightly higher than my head. Actually, I’m very good at fences. I know plenty of people are in need of exterior painting in Melbourne, so that can include fences. They’re exterior, right? Maybe I can specialise in them. Everyone loves a nicely painted fence.

Just don’t make me go up the ladder again.

Oh human, you and your weaknesses. One day you shall be like us, and there will be no more fear (or anything, haha!) – Robot Wizard