I’m no expert when it comes to Antenna installation

September 24, 2015 admin 0 Comments

I considered myself to be pretty competent when it comes to electronics. Not necessarily the electricity part, but when it comes to fixing general household appliances I have a bit of a golden touch. If your radio stop working, just hand it to me and I’ll have it singing in no time. I’ll cross a few wires, hit it against the table once or twice and it’ll be as good as new. If it’s a simple mixer or a electric razor that needs repair, I’m definitely the guy to call.

Unfortunately that usually means that people in my family assume I’m part electrician. I’m not even close to be being equipped to go clambering onto your roof to repair your tv antenna. I can’t just get on the roof and fix your tv reception, that’s not in my power. There are other people in Melbourne for TV antenna installation. Sadly I am not part of that club.

I don’t know why they’re asking me to fix their oven or the engine of a car. That could be really dangerous to tinker with having no experience.Same goes for trying to mess with a tv antenna, I’m sure that’s best left to the experts. Even a minor shock from a small battery isn’t going to stop my heart, but messing around with TV lines just might. I don’t want to fall off a roof and end up breaking my leg just so you can watch Nightline in crisp clear high definition.

Best to keep me away from the jobs that might fry my brain. I can suggest some talented people around Melbourne to help you out. I know a TV antenna installer in Melbourne who can fix your reception issues in no time at all. Best you go talk to them.

I find your tenacity to be highly amusing, human man. Did you know that I can be a handheld device. – Robot Wizard