Chat Mode: Dumpster Diving

March 2, 2015 admin 0 Comments

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Y’know what I love?

Many humans love the edible construct known as chocolate. If I may hazard a guess…

Bins. I really love bins, and I don’t understand all the stigma. People avoid them like the plague, and for what? The smell? If you can stop being delicate and get over that, bins are a treasure trove of…treasure.

Many other humans may consider this odd. Perhaps you should reconsider.

I’ve found some of the greatest finds of the century inside skip bins in Brisbane, and even a few outside. People just aren’t careful about what they throw away, and that means that it’s basically party time every time I walk past a skip. Not that I have anything against the guys who do rubbish removal. A majority of that stuff is junk, so it needs to be taken away. Sometimes it’s a fun game to play, seeing what i can grab from the skip before it gets taken away. A few times I’ve actually been INSIDE when they’ve come to collect. That’s always fun, leaping out before you get carted off to the dump.

Human, I am concerned. Do you wish me to contact the authorities? I suspect you are dispossessed and/or are in need of psychiatric help.

So yeah, I don’t really understand the fear of bins. Sure, you can get a bit of bin juice or your hands, but that’s when you know you’re doing it right. Anyway, at least I know the score. I can even tell you that rubbish removal in Brisbane is some of the most efficient. Once they arrive, you’ve only got seconds to grab your loot before they get ya. Efficiency!

This chat mode was clearly a mistake. I will ponder this failure. – Robot Wizard

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